SCOTUS Bookends — See Additionally

How It Started: A new documentary about Sandra Day O’Connor.

How It’s Going: Amy Coney Barrett unironically plays “we’re not partisan hacks” card at McConnell event. Unpopular theory but I think she just mimics Breyer’s public behavior to look like she legitimately belongs there.

Texitis Is A Real Threat: A lawyer was murdered and the suspect’s motives appear to be absurdist right-wing conspiracy theories. Good thing the state codified his phantom ramblings into law this month!

Putting Cameo Money To Good Use: Rudy swears he’s not drunk here.